Woah, they say the world's your oyster
Man, but oysters ain't for me
You're the belle of the ball
But you ain't my cup of tea

They always vote you best in show
But this dog he disagrees
'Cause I like life at Paddy's Pub

There's a place for me
It's the place I go
Where the beer is cheap
And the lights are low

It's Paddy's Pub
I like Paddy's Pub
Let the record show
The greatest place to go
Is that bar called Paddy's Pub

I like life at Paddy's Pub