Description: Bring the most committed never-nude (and occasional Blue Man Group hopeful) into your wardrobe with this Tobias Fünke bootleg-style tee. Featuring a retro ’90s-inspired collage and his unforgettable “I just blue myself” moment, this shirt is a must-have for Arrested Development fans who appreciate awkward humor in its purest form. Perfect for binge-watch marathons, themed parties, or gifting to the biggest Bluth family fan in your life. It’s the ultimate conversation starter — no awkward therapist/analyst jokes required.
$16.00 $22.00
Description: Celebrate TV’s sharpest tongue and driest wit with this Lucille Bluth bootleg-style tee. Featuring a bold collage of iconic moments in a nostalgic ’90s graphic layout, this shirt is perfect for fans who appreciate high-class sass, backhanded compliments, and martinis before noon. Wear it to binge-watch marathons, gift it to a fellow Arrested Development devotee, or keep it in rotation as your go-to “I’m judging you” shirt. This is a conversation starter for anyone fluent in Bluth-level sarcasm.
$16.00 $22.00
Description: A vibrant collage of Buster Bluth’s most memorable moments from Arrested Development. The image features a bold title at the top and a grid of scenes, each tinted with different colors, highlighting Buster’s quirks, his hook hand, military attire, Segway rides, and some of his most classic expressions. The center features Buster front and center, making his famous “monster” face and showing off his hook.
Description: A bold, neon artwork of Buster Bluth with his mechanical hand, in a classic “two fingers up” pose. He stands against a sunset background with stylized palm trees and blue stripes, mixing 80s retro vibes with Buster’s signature awkward energy. His name is displayed in big, electric script at the bottom, making this the ultimate tribute for fans of the show.
Description: A pop-art inspired poster of Buster Bluth, featuring him with his signature mechanical hand and wide-eyed, intense expression. The background uses color-blocked stripes for a vintage feel, and the phrase “I’M A MONSTER!” is displayed in bold distressed lettering above and below him. It’s a fun, collectible piece for any Arrested Development fan.
Description: A retro neon-style illustration of Buster Bluth in a dramatic pose, yelling with his hook hand raised, against a bold 80s Miami Vice-inspired background. The graphic is drenched in purples and pinks, with palm trees and stripes behind him, and the phrase “I’M A MONSTER” at the bottom in stylized, colorful letters. It’s a tribute to one of Buster’s most unforgettable lines
Description: Bring some classic Arrested Development energy to your wardrobe with this Chicken Dance t-shirt! This design highlights the unforgettable Bluth family, each striking their signature chicken pose with their goofy sound effects—coo coo ca-caw, cha-chi, and more. It’s the ultimate conversation starter for fans who know the inside joke that none of the Bluths have ever seen a real chicken. Perfect for binge-watching sessions, hanging out with friends, or adding a little absurdity to your day.
Description: Show your love for one of the funniest running gags in TV history with this Arrested Development chicken dance shirt! Featuring the iconic silhouettes of the Bluth family performing their hilarious, totally inaccurate chicken impressions—coo coo ca-caw, cha-chi, and more—all set with their memorable sound effects. Perfect for any fan who knows there’s always money in the banana stand and that none of the Bluths actually know what a chicken looks or sounds like. Wear it to your next rewatch, party, or just whenever you need a laugh
Description: Step into the nuclear-powered madness of "Wasteland Development," where dysfunctional families meet post-apocalyptic survival! This hilarious crossover design blends the iconic characters of Arrested Development with the gritty, irradiated world of Fallout. Whether you're a fan of Vault-Tec or the Bluths, this mashup is the perfect tribute to chaos, comedy, and caps. Featuring your favorite misfits reimagined in classic Vault Boy style, it's the ultimate geeky gift or conversation starter for any vault dweller or sitcom addict. Printed with vibrant, high-quality detail on apparel, stickers, and home goods. Perfect for: ☢️ Fallout fans 🍌 Frozen banana stand supporters 👕 Nerdy wardrobe upgrades 🏠 Post-apocalyptic home decor
Description: Bring some vintage chaos to your collection with Michael Bluth Bootlegger. Designed in a gritty, old-school concert tee style, this piece captures the many moods of Arrested Development’s favorite reluctant hero — disappointment, confusion, and mild despair — all wrapped up in a retro bootleg vibe that’s perfectly imperfect
Description: Embrace peak disappointment in style with Sunset Stripes Series - Michael Bluth. Featuring a vintage sunset stripe backdrop and Michael’s legendary deadpan stare from Arrested Development, this retro design perfectly captures the moment when everything goes exactly as badly as you expected — and somehow still surprises you.
Description: Take your nostalgia (and family dysfunction) to the next level with 90s Memphis - Michael Bluth. Bursting with pastel colors, geometric chaos, and gritty 90s textures, this design gives the always-over-it hero of Arrested Development a bold retro pop makeover. Perfect for fans who love their sarcasm served with squiggles and triangles.
Description: Escape to a retro coastal vibe with Coastal Retro Collection - Michael Bluth. Featuring vintage sunset stripes, palm trees, and classic minimalist design, this laid-back tribute to the Arrested Development straight man channels old-school Florida beach style — perfect for fans who like their dysfunction served with a side of sunshine.
Description: Keep it cool, collected, and a little bit chaotic with Retro Pop Classics - Michael Bluth. Featuring bold vintage stripes, distressed retro fonts, and the straight-faced hero of Arrested Development, this design blends classic 70s–80s pop art with timeless sitcom sarcasm. Perfect for fans who know there's always money in the banana stand — and in good design.
Description: Step into a retro-futuristic world with Neon Dreams Series - Michael Bluth. Featuring bold neon gradients, Miami Vice–style palm silhouettes, and a vibrant reimagining of the Arrested Development star, this design captures peak vaporwave energy with a side of deadpan humor. Perfect for fans of 80s nostalgia and dysfunctional family drama.
Description: Bring some structured chaos to your retro collection with Vapor Pop 90s - Michael Bluth. Featuring the straight-laced star of Arrested Development against a playful 90s pastel Memphis backdrop, this design mixes vintage style with classic sitcom sarcasm. A must-have for fans of family dysfunction — with a heavy dose of 90s flair.
Description: Tobias Fünke //Introducing the ultimate homage to everyone's favorite never-nude: Tobias Fünke! Decked out in vintage flair, this shirt captures Tobias in his iconic denim cutoffs with the quote, 'I just blue myself.' Perfect for fans who appreciate a good dose of eccentricity and humor, this shirt brings a slice of classic TV nostalgia right into your wardrobe. Celebrate the unforgettable character from 'Arrested Development' with a style that's as unique as Tobias himself!
Description: Tobias Fünke - Introducing the ultimate homage to everyone's favorite never-nude: Tobias Fünke! Decked out in vintage flair, this shirt captures Tobias in his iconic denim cutoffs with the quote, 'I just blue myself.' Perfect for fans who appreciate a good dose of eccentricity and humor, this shirt brings a slice of classic TV nostalgia right into your wardrobe. Celebrate the unforgettable character from 'Arrested Development' with a style that's as unique as Tobias himself!
Description: Tobias Fünke - Introducing the ultimate homage to everyone's favorite never-nude: Tobias Fünke! Decked out in vintage flair, this shirt captures Tobias in his iconic denim cutoffs with the quote, 'I just blue myself.' Perfect for fans who appreciate a good dose of eccentricity and humor, this shirt brings a slice of classic TV nostalgia right into your wardrobe. Celebrate the unforgettable character from 'Arrested Development' with a style that's as unique as Tobias himself!